THE ONLY RHINO. THE BEST RHIN0.

So what I’m getting from this is that Trott ends up regretting most of his decisions

caora:

No but seriously. Hat Films are a safety hazard. Just look at all the things they’ve done on camera

  • Cooked pancakes on a Roses tin over a large open flame
  • without oven gloves
  • Ate a spoonful of coffee granules
  • Ate pancakes with undercooked bacon
  • Took shots of a foreign hot sauce that I’m…

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

guceubcuesu:

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Watchu got there

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a skull that connects to my spine hbu

Which team will take home the gold?

imapython:

bieg:

albino sea turtle

i think u mean soul of the ocean

imapython:

bieg:

albino sea turtle

i think u mean soul of the ocean

courfeyradical:

emphasisonthehomo:

Queer subtext in media is nice and all, but have you considered:

  • Including actual queer characters instead of vague metaphors for queer characters.

 (x)

the-sweetarsenic:

I wanna go home

the-sweetarsenic:

I wanna go home

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

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im sure all of you were bummed when you couldnt find out the practical uses of troll tits so i did some research and you will find that all of it is true and canon. 

joanegbert:

matesprit:

matesprit:

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lbr the most tragic thing in homestuck is that these two never had a conversation

PRAYER CIRCLE FOR DAVESOL IN PARADOX SPACE

Suddenly Karkat and Daves bonding on the meteor makes more and more sense.